O' Oscars, Where Art Thou?

In the middle of wars, earthquakes, and the uncertainty of a stable country, one question is looming over every ones heads, Streep or Bullock? Speaking of course of the 16 time Oscar nominated and 2 time Oscar winning actress Meryl Streep. And the Razzie nominated actress Sandra Bullock.

Weather we like it or not, it's that time of year folks. When red carpets get over worked, Joan Rivers is resembled from the grave to blab about god knows what, and the champagne companies get their own type of stimulus package.

From the Golden Globes, SAG, Grammy's, and the mother of pearl the Academy Awards.

(On a side note, who the hell is the academy?)

With the old policy of 10 best picture nominees reinstated, I wasn't alive when it was already established, this just gives the opportunity for big commercial movies, Avatar, a big chance to sweep away the prize from the Hurt Locker, Inglorious Basterds, and Up in the Air. Just shows the times were in. i.e - look up Arnold Swartzanagger's (or however you spell it) speech at the Golden Globes.

Any way, my predictions go as:

Best Picture: Avatar - Lets face it, if it took over a decade to create, it better win something

Best Actor: Jeff Bridges - Didn't see it but, come on he's the dude, and he is winning everything else.

Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz - Whoever can make a Nazi funny (which isn't funny at all) deserves an Oscar for that mere fact, and again he's winning everything else. Even though his speeches are a tad bit over drawn.

Best Actress: Meryl Streep - This is the hardest one to choose. Though it seems that Sandra Bullock is making the rounds with her new acting style, serious acting, I am not fooled. You can't really believe that you can change after All About Steve and The Lake House, nobody can make a true 180 that quick. And besides it's Meryl Streep, and a Julia Child accent or a southern accent. Meryl Streep. Period.

Best Supporting Actress: Mo'Nique - Knock out performance. Amazing. Plus the Oscars always need their token minority winner somewhere in the mix. And she is winning everything else.

Best Animated Picture: Up - It has stiff competition but, Pixar always wins. Always.

Best Documentary: Food Inc. - Saw it. Loved it. Makes you loose your appetite for about ... everything, but it makes you think and you want to throw an apple at McDonald's. Plus, Oprah say, "It will change your life."

Best Costume Design : The Young Victoria - Anything about old monarchies really should win, the costumes are ridiculous, they have to put whole sheep's on their heads.

Best Director: Jason Reitman - Even though it is a long shot, Up in the Air was beautifully directed and you can see the dedication in the movie. James Cameron can snuggle up with his Avatar Oscar. And all the money.

Ok folks, let the games begin. And to all the other smaller awards, if Avatar is in your category, I send my condolences.

Weekley Report

"What a whirlwind." In the words of Chelsea Handler. I am seriously really trying to root for this girl Kim Kardashian. In her Mambo dance, she basically had her theme song for dancing. As Bruno said, "Can't you see you it!". This show is going to seriously drive me crazy. On the season premiere, when it was Lance Bass's turn around he said he was good at fake dancing with N*SYNC , that wasn't the only thing he was good at faking apparently. The volleyball prodigy Misty May-Treanor was sounding more like a MTV Made episode then a DWTS contestant. Her and Micheal Phelps are both trying to get their fifthteen days of fame. This oviously shows that the Olymipics need to happen way more often then they do. Every four years at least 1 billion more people in Africa are killed by AIDS and the US looses money to the war. But still these Olympic athletes must have to much time on their hands, look at Bruce Jenner, he has a reality TV show with Kim Kardashian. What a circut I just went through. In other "breaking" news, Clay Aiken has come out of the closet, he is offically gay. I never thought a pig named Rosie could be right. I am glad that more and more celebrities are coming out of the closet. The closet has feelings too. If I was that celebritey's closet I would of been kicked their a**es out. Thats the report of the week. Be back for more brain stimilating blogging next week!

Is Bret Favre Dead Yet?

The question of the century: Is Bret Favre dead yet? Iam not wishing for him to die but, he is really old for football. And yet he can be on the cover of Madden 2009. Well I guess that since he may be the only honest football player left. With Mike Vick in prison for the "dog thing", other football players punching other teammates, and Tony Romo dating Jessica Simpson, I guess ol' Mr. Levi is the only one left. The thing that gets me is that the Packers are offering him 20 million dollars to stay retired. That is when you know you are not wanted. "We will pay you a NFL player's salary to just sit the hell down!" "No! I want to continue to say I will take you to the Super Bowl and not do it!" Just take the money! For the good of the state of Wiscounsin, just shut up and do Levi commercials! Another thing, why would he want to stay in Wiscounsin, to eat cheese!? Get traded and go to the Falcons. God knows that they need a quaterback and some good plublicity!

The BoyThat Ate Everything.- Wood Tavern

This restaurant is extremely good. This place is ran by Rich and Rebekah Wood. They have on of the greatest restaurants that I have ever been to. They have a great atmosphere, great service, and best of all great food. I have only went there twice and I am hooked on all of this place. I have gotten the same thing both times, a half pan fried chicken with fingerling potatoes and artichokes. And for dessert a warm chocolate cake. And what I really want next is some of their french fries with a ranch burger for lunch next time. And I have vowed that the next time for dinner I want to get a pasta dish. I don't no what kind but, I don't care, next time I will try
one of the seafood pastas. I hear that they make their one pasta. Yum! The thing I said to the waiter was that if I wasn't in a restaurant I would of licked my plate. And when I make my restaurant I am good to make a sign that says," Please, Lick your plates!" It will make any little kid go nuts!

Update: Paris"The Glorius" Hilton

In today's newspaper, Paris Hilton's sentence from 45 days to 23 days. I am still a little confused in how her publicists got the judge to change their mind of her sentence. Maybe they gave them a sneak peek of her next video, who does. And get this, they are separating her from the regular people. The thing I don't get is that will the sentence keep getting smaller?! From 45 to 23 to 10 to 1. When will this maddest stop?! I am pretty sure that there are many people who will deal with 45 days. If I had to choose between 1 year or 45 days. You decide. Now she will only be out of her cell for 23 hours. Oh well life's so hard being a celebrity prisoner. My wish is that she would stop harassing poor animals. Having a 2 inch dog in a purse. And also bringing a imp looking thing to the red carpet. Well Paris you got it good kid.-Julian

Good Books!Go Read! Volume-1

1. The Phantom Tollbooth By: Norton Jester- This is a really good book that I read every year because it is simply a great book. The main characters are Milo, a boy who is extremely bored. The wilded thing about it is that a strange phantom tollbooth comes out of thin air. He takes one of his play cars and goes through the tollbooth. From there it is a entire different world. Full of letters, numbers, and demons. It is a great book. I think everyone should read it. It has great meaning and is a great worth of your time to read.-Julian
   

Naughty, Naughty Paris!

When you probably look at this title you think that Paris the city did something. No. Paris "The Glorious" Hilton has hit rock bottom. Driving some car that probably cost more then a hotel with a suspended driving licence. Naughty, Naughty! If I was driving a McClarren, I would be at the DMV 24/7, making sure that i would be able to drive that car where the heck i wanted to. No reason to be buying that think if you can't drive it. Her and Tinkerbell, will have to do with driving a Mercedes! The funniest thing about that is the suspension notice has been sitting in her 24-Carat gold mailbox. And she told Franswa, her butler, to go get the mail and he brought it to her. She was thinking that, everything was fan mail and ripped with everything else! First getting fired from your own nightclub and now going to "rich people" prison for 45 days. Naughty, Naughty Paris. While in her court date she said, " I don't deserve this." Her final words to the open public. You can actually buy t-shirts that say,"FREE PARIS!" For all you Paris fans you can sign a petition to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to get her out. And for you crazy Paris Hilton fans you can probably send her one of her own,"FREE PARIS!" shirts to wear in her cell. She won't be shopping any time soon because, she will only be allowed to go out of he cell for only a hour. That's 45 X 24 - 45= 1035 hours in you cell and 45 hours outside of it! Next time she will be in the news is when she makes a prison shaft out of diamond! How bout them apples?!-Julian