Weekley Report

"What a whirlwind." In the words of Chelsea Handler. I am seriously really trying to root for this girl Kim Kardashian. In her Mambo dance, she basically had her theme song for dancing. As Bruno said, "Can't you see you it!". This show is going to seriously drive me crazy. On the season premiere, when it was Lance Bass's turn around he said he was good at fake dancing with N*SYNC , that wasn't the only thing he was good at faking apparently. The volleyball prodigy Misty May-Treanor was sounding more like a MTV Made episode then a DWTS contestant. Her and Micheal Phelps are both trying to get their fifthteen days of fame. This oviously shows that the Olymipics need to happen way more often then they do. Every four years at least 1 billion more people in Africa are killed by AIDS and the US looses money to the war. But still these Olympic athletes must have to much time on their hands, look at Bruce Jenner, he has a reality TV show with Kim Kardashian. What a circut I just went through. In other "breaking" news, Clay Aiken has come out of the closet, he is offically gay. I never thought a pig named Rosie could be right. I am glad that more and more celebrities are coming out of the closet. The closet has feelings too. If I was that celebritey's closet I would of been kicked their a**es out. Thats the report of the week. Be back for more brain stimilating blogging next week!