Naughty, Naughty Paris!

When you probably look at this title you think that Paris the city did something. No. Paris "The Glorious" Hilton has hit rock bottom. Driving some car that probably cost more then a hotel with a suspended driving licence. Naughty, Naughty! If I was driving a McClarren, I would be at the DMV 24/7, making sure that i would be able to drive that car where the heck i wanted to. No reason to be buying that think if you can't drive it. Her and Tinkerbell, will have to do with driving a Mercedes! The funniest thing about that is the suspension notice has been sitting in her 24-Carat gold mailbox. And she told Franswa, her butler, to go get the mail and he brought it to her. She was thinking that, everything was fan mail and ripped with everything else! First getting fired from your own nightclub and now going to "rich people" prison for 45 days. Naughty, Naughty Paris. While in her court date she said, " I don't deserve this." Her final words to the open public. You can actually buy t-shirts that say,"FREE PARIS!" For all you Paris fans you can sign a petition to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to get her out. And for you crazy Paris Hilton fans you can probably send her one of her own,"FREE PARIS!" shirts to wear in her cell. She won't be shopping any time soon because, she will only be allowed to go out of he cell for only a hour. That's 45 X 24 - 45= 1035 hours in you cell and 45 hours outside of it! Next time she will be in the news is when she makes a prison shaft out of diamond! How bout them apples?!-Julian