Is Bret Favre Dead Yet?

The question of the century: Is Bret Favre dead yet? Iam not wishing for him to die but, he is really old for football. And yet he can be on the cover of Madden 2009. Well I guess that since he may be the only honest football player left. With Mike Vick in prison for the "dog thing", other football players punching other teammates, and Tony Romo dating Jessica Simpson, I guess ol' Mr. Levi is the only one left. The thing that gets me is that the Packers are offering him 20 million dollars to stay retired. That is when you know you are not wanted. "We will pay you a NFL player's salary to just sit the hell down!" "No! I want to continue to say I will take you to the Super Bowl and not do it!" Just take the money! For the good of the state of Wiscounsin, just shut up and do Levi commercials! Another thing, why would he want to stay in Wiscounsin, to eat cheese!? Get traded and go to the Falcons. God knows that they need a quaterback and some good plublicity!