Weekley Report

"What a whirlwind." In the words of Chelsea Handler. I am seriously really trying to root for this girl Kim Kardashian. In her Mambo dance, she basically had her theme song for dancing. As Bruno said, "Can't you see you it!". This show is going to seriously drive me crazy. On the season premiere, when it was Lance Bass's turn around he said he was good at fake dancing with N*SYNC , that wasn't the only thing he was good at faking apparently. The volleyball prodigy Misty May-Treanor was sounding more like a MTV Made episode then a DWTS contestant. Her and Micheal Phelps are both trying to get their fifthteen days of fame. This oviously shows that the Olymipics need to happen way more often then they do. Every four years at least 1 billion more people in Africa are killed by AIDS and the US looses money to the war. But still these Olympic athletes must have to much time on their hands, look at Bruce Jenner, he has a reality TV show with Kim Kardashian. What a circut I just went through. In other "breaking" news, Clay Aiken has come out of the closet, he is offically gay. I never thought a pig named Rosie could be right. I am glad that more and more celebrities are coming out of the closet. The closet has feelings too. If I was that celebritey's closet I would of been kicked their a**es out. Thats the report of the week. Be back for more brain stimilating blogging next week!

Is Bret Favre Dead Yet?

The question of the century: Is Bret Favre dead yet? Iam not wishing for him to die but, he is really old for football. And yet he can be on the cover of Madden 2009. Well I guess that since he may be the only honest football player left. With Mike Vick in prison for the "dog thing", other football players punching other teammates, and Tony Romo dating Jessica Simpson, I guess ol' Mr. Levi is the only one left. The thing that gets me is that the Packers are offering him 20 million dollars to stay retired. That is when you know you are not wanted. "We will pay you a NFL player's salary to just sit the hell down!" "No! I want to continue to say I will take you to the Super Bowl and not do it!" Just take the money! For the good of the state of Wiscounsin, just shut up and do Levi commercials! Another thing, why would he want to stay in Wiscounsin, to eat cheese!? Get traded and go to the Falcons. God knows that they need a quaterback and some good plublicity!